on satuday

me an kat had a baybee. she was 2.7kg and was born at 18.46pm on 27/08/2011

is it grizelda. is it astrid. is it minnie?

found an old thing on a cd when i was tidying up

i always rather liked it

this is my old friend chris. he was fucked in this photo

this is the way it goes

sam green big pimpin

jay gets the recognition he deserved

oh my god! oh my god! oh my god!

Better Than Something - JAY REATARD - Trailer from Children of Productions on Vimeo.

who knew!!

god bless the americans for their breakfast prowess

this is a fake tree

ere's one of them chapman bros fold up tings :)

what in the name of FUCK!

DAMN! i want to look like a 70's Iranian?

wish i hadnt cut my hair off now :(

LOOOVE this moustachioed freaker!!

Kourosh Yaghmaei is his name, must find more of his stuff. i have a feeling not being at work is going to be expensive :/

surrealists

went to this surrealists exhibition at the tate modern. we just chanced thru quite swiftly, but i'm warming to them now?
saw this marcel dzama peep stuff which was gud. (see below)

marcel dzama - boxers

also saw them chapman bros foldy up etchings like wot you used to do when you was a kid. i also deemed these to be gud!

there is much to commend this....

this includes the music and vidyo

sooooo........... this civil disobedience bullshit

ive been giving the whole riot thing some thought. we definitely dont want rubber bullets, water cannons seem to be out of bounds. So the ultimate weapon i came up with was a "poo gun". the disgruntled public could donate their doodoo, which would then be squidged into ghostbusters style backpacks and fired at any rioter/ looter types! it would be perfect cos the public get to vent their disgust physically and the perps get covered in sloppy shit :)
anyway fingres crossed my poop cannon wont need to be deployed now as funnily enough now theres loads of coppers on the street all the little bitches have disappeared. either that or theyre all home playing on theyre new xboxs. mibbes it'll all kick off again when theyve finished call of duty black ops? :/

RRRRioTS

flippin hell! london seems to be disintigrating under the pressure of a few thousand wankers. my middle class rage is at full pelt so god knows what yer average daily mail reader makes of it all?
its the first time ive actually seen a riot and been rooting for the police.....maybe im getting old?
these ignorant knobbers havent got a clue about anything.
more posts tomorrow if this nonsense continues.......

hopefully i wont have to.

3. 6. 9!

Keanu Reeves

So.................
Weirdly. One of my take the piss 47 Ronin posters that I gave to everyone in our department for a thank you and goodbye present found its way to the "talent". Apparently he laughed, and then signed it for me. He's also written bonsai or maybe its banzai!? across it. I am impressed at this reaction from him, seeing as i drew him with a lovely rack, wielding a massive dildo and joked about his cultural heritage! Either that or he didnt really look at it properly? WHO knows?
I'm not sure how i feel about him writing on my print tho? I don't really dig autographs. Then again if the films succesful maybe I can sell it on ebay, as I'm pretty definite no one else will have his signature on a piss take cartoon of himself :)
Anyways big props to you Mr Reeves

i like

mastodon. Makes me feel like theres a whirlwind in my brain (:))